Blondie: Look at this beast of a picture. She 's just nicely walking along and.... Christmas time
                      already

Blonde Streaker: The same applies for this beast!

Ben Dover: This is a woman with a man's name!!

Blondes: These are all nice blondes enjoying there selves so that we can enjoy ourselves!!

Brunettes: The same applies for these, except these are brunette, not blonde!!